Nature's Storyteller Gifts

'Unusual weather for June'

Organic gardening

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'