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"Fascinating, aren't they?"

Just a little seasoning...

'This happens every fall! You'd better get the rake...'

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

'Ugh! Forget it, Earl. Who'd want a face like that hanging on their wall?'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Dinosaur and mammoths, "He says he's not receding, it's just evolution."

'hey man, this is good sht'

Bug smash

Bathing Flowers.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Owl

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Your Bill is crooked.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Too quiet.

'What kind of bait are you using?'

Lie down - have a rest.

Cactus Huggers

Lift your main crop of potatoes

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"