Nature's Poet Pillows

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I'm a monster."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Watering the garden gnome

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Ornithologist

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Man and bird

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

F. Chopin

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Love your new tattoo."