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'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Mice taking lessons.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Space bee

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'Unusual weather for June'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

Organic gardening

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

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The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Carrot reading.

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

Hunting wildfowl

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

My annual treecation: A week away from work, sitting beneath a tree with a twist. My gadgets have run low on power, my mini portable generator has died. So not it's just me and you, tree. Just the two of us. True escape from the world. The boredom is destroying my soul. He won't last half-minute.

'I tell you-the melting ice caps are bringing 'em over here...'

Cat hiding from a pack of large rats.

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

Bird box with satellite dish.