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"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Mice taking lessons.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Space bee

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'Unusual weather for June'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

Online

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

Organic gardening

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

Carrot reading.

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

Hunting wildfowl

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

Cat hiding from a pack of large rats.

'I tell you-the melting ice caps are bringing 'em over here...'

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Bird box with satellite dish.