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'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Fall in the Greek Temple

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Unusual weather for June'

Organic gardening

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Carrot reading.

"Stop staring!"

The Rude Butler.

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Gaggle - A search engine for geese

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"

Weather soaps

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

Tablet Culture

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

'I don't remember any trees along this path.'

'...com'on...where's my tea woman...chop chop!'

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

Sreve discovers the hazards of bird banding.