Nature's Drama Lover Gifts

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Fall in the Greek Temple

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Unusual weather for June'

Organic gardening

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Carrot reading.

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Stop staring!"

The Rude Butler.

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'I don't remember any trees along this path.'

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"

Tablet Culture

Weather soaps

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

'...com'on...where's my tea woman...chop chop!'

Sreve discovers the hazards of bird banding.

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps