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Grand Opening

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

News.

Hector Berlioz

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

Dawn Chorus.

The Fiddler crab.

Man playing a book like a violin.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Roadworks

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'