Outfit Orchestrator Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Remote work

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Matching Outfits

Fashionista

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Womens dressing rooms.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"My husband works from home."

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Too dressy?"

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

'Darling! You're not wearing a skirt...'