Office Orchestrator Pillows

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"My husband works from home."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Inout baskets.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Musical Web

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Campground Conductor

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Remote work

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"NAY!!"

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Home Business - Accounts.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"They told me you bring a lot to the table."

Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Inflate a job!

News.

'We need more space.' 'And time.'

Piano desk.

'Pencils?' 'Check.' 'Pads?' 'Check.'...'Automated external defibrillator?' 'Check.'

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

'Good news...We're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.