Operation Orchestrator Pillows

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

News.

Commuter X-Ray

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

The Fiddler crab.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'