Outdoor Orchestrator Pillows

Campground Conductor

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Musical Web

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Spider Web Musical Score.

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

Grand Opening

'I'm not playing fetch, I'm cleaning up the yard.'

The Fiddler crab.

'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

'Do you realize that you should have put petrol in it?'

Gamblers Anonymous.

Sprinkler dish washing.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'