Outfit Oppressor T-Shirts

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Path

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Solidarity.

Fashionista

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Matching Outfits

Womens dressing rooms.

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

I love coloured tights

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

World Peace Jungle

Women's Rights

"Too dressy?"

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

A horse contemplates what to wear

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'