Outfit Obsessive T-Shirts

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Desert Island Raking

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"Too dressy?"

Decorating with O.C.D.

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

'So are you folks together?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

Desert Island Delivery

Cow Piercing.

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.