Outrageous Outfit Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Still in fashion

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'I got dressed in the dark.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

"Kitten heels?"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Desert Island Delivery

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."