Outfit Optimists T-Shirts

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Upward Progress

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Nothing to Lose

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

I accidentally deleted your report, Bob. Figures. Coffee maker's broken, Bob. Figures. Forget those changes I asked you to make, Bob. Figures. Bob, your flight is at 5 a.m. Figures. I need you to stay late, Bob. Figures. No, Bob, your plan doesn't cover dental. Figures. It wasn't exactly the six0figures job that Bob had hoped for.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking