Upgrade Optimist T-Shirts

"I've got some good news, you've been upgraded!"

That shows business confidence.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think I can". (train)

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"Half-full. Those were the days."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"