Outfit Oracle T-Shirts

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Wikipedia...

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Matching Outfits

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Womens dressing rooms.

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

Good Luck

"It's asking for your password."

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'