Outdoor Toilet User Gifts

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Beer Parasol.

Fly fishing.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Beginning Yarder.

"Isn't this fun?"

Psychiatry in the Park

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"The etchings are in the library."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Portalouvre

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'