Outdoor Gourmet Gifts

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'I'm sensing a smooth, mellow brightness with hints of chocolate & a touch of citrus. . . you?'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Information sign for a rest stop on a mountain.

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

Outdoor life.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ode to a Grill

Holiday Supplies

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Martini is invented.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Prosecco Peacock

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."