Outdoor Gourmet T-Shirts

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'I'm sensing a smooth, mellow brightness with hints of chocolate & a touch of citrus. . . you?'

Information sign for a rest stop on a mountain.

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

Outdoor life.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Ode to a Grill

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Holiday Supplies

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

The Martini is invented.

Prosecco Peacock

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."