Outdoor Ambler Gifts

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Dam it all

Rating the Sunset

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'You're early!...'

Tweet

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem 'Trees'.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."