Outdoor Ambler Prints

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

'You're early!...'

Tweet

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."