Outdated Trends Gifts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Jarvis Cocker

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Vivienne Westwood

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Two Eggs Any Style

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.