Historical Trendsetter Gifts

A Macaroni in 1773

Poor child with a parasol

'We exposed the bricks.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Absolutely not!"