Prehistoric Trendsetter Gifts

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Do you like my bling?

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"This update includes minor improvements."