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Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Do you like my bling?

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

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"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"This update includes minor improvements."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

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