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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Two Eggs Any Style

"We succumbed to your hype."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

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