Oscar Predictor Gifts

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Barbie Oscars

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Djargo.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Alicia Vikander

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Will Smith's Oscar

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Oscar Victory

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Geoffrey Rush

Reading the future in beard stubble.

2017 glass half full

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

The Oscars

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."