Oscar Predictor Prints

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Tom Hanks

"It will be all your fault."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Barbie Oscars

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Djargo.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

Will Smith's Oscar

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

2017 glass half full

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"