Organic Humorist Gifts

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

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"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

This is where Brent council sends you

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The Joshua Tree

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."