Organic Food Skeptics Gifts

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Frankenfish

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Meet the layer.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'I'm organic.'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"But is it Organic?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

Roseanne4

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."