Organic Food Skeptics Mugs

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Frankenfish

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'I'm organic.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

Meet the layer.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"But is it Organic?"

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

"A recent government study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to human health."