Organic Adventures Gifts

Organic gardening

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

At the market

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."