Organic Adventures Gifts

Organic gardening

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

See you at the farmers market!

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Eco Princess

At the market

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

GM Crops Genie.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."