Order In The Court Jester Gifts

'Anymore smart remarks!'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

TV jester.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Justice 4 Ron

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Another slander suit!"

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Medieval headlines.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'