Opulent Organizer Gifts

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Christmas Tree

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A Macaroni in 1772

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

One Thing / Another

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

The Complete Cycle.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Desert Island Raking

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

The Great Catsby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."