Opulent Organizer Mugs

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Christmas Tree

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A Macaroni in 1772

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

One Thing / Another

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

The Complete Cycle.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Desert Island Raking

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

The Great Catsby.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.