Ornament Organizer Gifts

'Okay, I've hung all the 'A' material. Where are the fillers?'

Christmas Tree

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

His and Her wardrobe's

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Gesundheit!"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Christmas Craftwork

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.