Ornaments Gifts

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Angel christmas ornament weeps over the Berlin terror attack

A group of Angry Steer Bulls have finally found the person who is selling the skulls of their former friends for car bonnet

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Christmas Tree

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Gesundheit!"

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Christmas Craftwork

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Yuletide

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Blow Up Christmas Tree

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Young Frankenstein

Christmas.

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Happy holidays from the bureaucracy! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!"

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."