Ornaments Gifts

Angel christmas ornament weeps over the Berlin terror attack

A group of Angry Steer Bulls have finally found the person who is selling the skulls of their former friends for car bonnet

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Christmas Tree

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Gesundheit!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Christmas Craftwork

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Yuletide

Blow Up Christmas Tree

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

Christmas.

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Young Frankenstein

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

"Happy holidays from the bureaucracy! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!"

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."

Mouse Christmas

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

Antiques: Go for Baroque Sale!