Optics Pillows

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

Glasses to find other glasses.

Are You Bleeding Blind?

Focus group

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

'I've invented glasses. Trouble is I can't see a thing.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Squint Eastwood

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'It's Blurred.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Are these any good?" "Perfect! Now I can see much better lenses across the road!"

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'Ah! At last I've found my glasses.'

First Contact

'What? I don't see anything.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

'Better,much better...but do you think I could have some different frames?'