Optics Gifts

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

Glasses to find other glasses.

Are You Bleeding Blind?

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

Focus group

'I've invented glasses. Trouble is I can't see a thing.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'

Squint Eastwood

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

First Contact

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'Better,much better...but do you think I could have some different frames?'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Peripheral vision cow

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Ah! At last I've found my glasses.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Are these any good?" "Perfect! Now I can see much better lenses across the road!"

'It's Blurred.'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'What? I don't see anything.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'