Optical Fashion Gifts

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'It's Blurred.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Look a huge bird!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Escher flat-pack furniture

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Penalty

Cat Eye-Exam

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Super Infinity Motel

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,