Optical Pillows

Cat Eye-Exam

"The manager will be able to see you now."

'Optometrist' 'CLOSED TODAY'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pirate eye test

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.