Optical Prints

Cat Eye-Exam

"The manager will be able to see you now."

'Optometrist' 'CLOSED TODAY'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Lost. Readi

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

ThrEschers.

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"