Optical Humor Prints

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Senseless clowning around

Climbing to the moon

"You folks ready to order?"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Cat Eye-Exam

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'My backup special...'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Dude, don't say it..."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

Eye-patch Newspaper

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'