Optical Humor Gifts

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Climbing to the moon

Senseless clowning around

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"You folks ready to order?"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Cat Eye-Exam

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'My backup special...'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Dude, don't say it..."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

'Andrew! You never told me you had a twin!'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.