Optical Humorists Prints

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Large print e-book.

'It's Blurred.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Cat Eye-Exam

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

Bolting your Food.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'