Optical Humorists Pillows

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Large print e-book.

'It's Blurred.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

Cat Eye-Exam

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Bolting your Food.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."