Optical Humor Admirer Pillows

I wasn't counting on you having been to the opticians!

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

"They don't look like an endangered species."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I see people laughing at you.'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...