Optical Humor Admirer Pillows

I wasn't counting on you having been to the opticians!

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

'I see people laughing at you.'

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'