Lovers Of Optical Humor Pillows

"Sure, I'll do the eye exam, but I should warn you that I have a tendency to read between the lines. . ."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

The Exobus

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'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Cat Eye-Exam

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind."

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

Phyllis lacks perspective.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Lionel had a lazy eye.

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

Spider glasses.

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'Fish and chips twice please.'

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."