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Scientists Eyes Test

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Large print e-book.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Cover story: Plant World.

'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.